The society of the C.L.O.W.N.S. is built on many core beliefs that seamlessly fit within the proof given throughout common life. Our group follows a strict dual-point rule that consists of such: The government is the main cause behind the incorrect beliefs of humanity and therefore we are required to overthrow it, and the end of humanity as we know it is set to come within the next sixty years. 

 

Regarding the first of the two points, there is ample evidence proving this concept and only a fraction of it will be used as proof in the ensuing paragraph. First of all, it has been proven through countless years of studies that the most befitting government for mankind is anarchy. When a man is left to care for no one but himself, he is shown to grow lonely and in turn develop friendlier and more sociable qualities. The constraints of government keep man from evolving in the most fruitful ways; by removing the shackles of democracy we open thousands of new opportunities and choices. Without the chains of government keeping us locked, utopia can truly be achieved for all. 

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The government is filled to the brim with dishonest, immoral snakes of men and all of the events and details of importance and prevalence have been fabricated or completely created for the purposes of greed and gluttony. The people of the government want you to believe useless nonsensical, outlandish ideas such as the Earth being round and climate change. The earth is most definitely flat, (as proven by the most gifted scientists in our facilities) and the sky that we see is but a dome covering the surface of our land. The moon, and in turn the moon landing and the tides, have all been created for government gain and no other reason. One of the centers of our culture as a people, the moon, is nothing but a hologram projected on the walls of the dome covering our leveled Earth. The tides and moon landing were but vessels used to prove the existence of this so-called “moon”. 

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Revisiting the idea of our dome-covered earth, climate change is controlled by the government as a means to distract the masses from the real problems ravaging our lands, such as the contents of Area Fifty-one and the immorality of the government itself. Speaking of Area Fifty-one, we have managed to unlock the immortal mystery of what is being kept in this military area. What is being locked away in Area Fifty-one is in fact not aliens, but all of the workers that run both the dome and the climate change facilities. The “raid” on Area Fifty-one was a joke; we need to show this headless chicken of a government what a true raid can mean and take on the people at the Area ourselves. The concealed issues of climate change and the flat-natured earth -among other things- need to be revealed to this ignorant world.