Five Pillars of the C.L.O.W.N.S.:

1. Clownery

2. Gluttony

3. Laughter 

4. Camaraderie 

5. Cheese

 

These four pillars form the bulk of our beliefs and actions as a group, however, there are many more laws that we follow.

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Other Various Laws:

 

On the occasion that it is a Wednesday, everyone is obligated to belt out the phrase, “It’s Wednesday my dudes” to honor the legendary app known as Vine.

 

When reading a book -no matter the book- on the second Tuesday of the month, one turns the twenty-third page with their left pinky toe.

 

If one is consuming pizza on a Saturday, they must say “moo” before every bite that is eaten.

 

When sitting on a chair in a library, one must cross their left leg over the right one.

 

On Tuesdays on Thursdays of all of the odd months, you are required to incorporate the pattern “plaid” in your wardrobe somehow.

 

You must eat queso on Saturdays at 1:00 in the morning; even if it’s just a small bite, you are required to consume it.

 

Each day, one is required to listen to at least one Korean pop song; preferably Stray Kids, Ateez, X1, NCT, or BTS.