C.L.o.w.n.s

Our Philosophy

 

Within the beautiful atmosphere created by this non-biological family of ours, there is no room for the constraints of humanity. That is just a fact. We are different and therefore follow our own rules, create our own laws, and redefine the makings of mankind. The bonds that have pulled us together are infinitely stronger than the ones created by the common man. 

 

The belief in a higher power plays an insignificant role in this whole process; on the contrary, this group was formed upon the foundation of “higher powers” such as friendship and camaraderie rather than the implausible implications of a “god”. However, it is universally agreed upon that the hand that created this cruel yet marvelous earth was not human, and our beliefs -the beliefs of the C.L.O.W.N.S.- do in fact line up with this idea. 

 

Before the creation of the universe, there was a vast nothingness culminating until the sudden appearance of the tiniest particle that kickstarted the entire process. We call this “The First of the Fallen Dominos”, and it is one of the cornerstones of the C.L.O.W.N.S. belief. These particles have formed our bodies and existences over eons, and they truly control each and every one of our thoughts and decisions. None of our opinions are our own; our very destiny is controlled and determined by these minuscule, free-thinking beings. Lining up with this concept, there is a multitude of different types of particles, some with tendencies towards good and others towards evil. Therefore, we as C.L.O.W.N.S. do our best to worship and please these minuscule particles that we call “Strobes”, so as to better our collective fate. Rather than ascending to the torturous, fiery depths of the Above, we appeal to the very cores of the Strobes and are consequently allowed passage into the more accommodating Sideways. 

 

Through our studying of these particles over countless years, we have cracked many of the codes of the world including the flat nature of the earth and the causes of climate change along with the changing of the tides. The family of C.L.O.W.N.S. we built truly bridges the gap between the two worlds of science and camaraderie. These two worlds have been brought together to create the Circus for Lamentable Outcasts that Walk Nevertheless with Sexiness.