The Birthday of the Glorious Chan (October 3rd):

Celebrated because the day an angel is born needs to be commemorated by all; this is an objective fact.

 

National Clown Week (August 1st-7th):

Celebrated to show our pride in our identities as clowns and to represent the clown community; various parades ensue and feasting is encouraged. 

 

The Commemoration of the First of the Fallen Dominoes (December 11th-12th):

Celebrating and commemorating the event that kickstarted our existence through continuous feasting and playing the greatest game ever known to man, otherwise known as Bananagrams. 

 

National Cheese Day (June 4th):

Celebrated because the most delectable food on this planet deserves both celebration and devotion. 

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The Day of the Black Tear (February 17th)

Celebrated to commemorate the death of the greatest C.L.O.W.N.S. philosopher, Xavier Sebastion, we incorporate a black tear into our facepaint for the duration of a day.